I went to Albertson's yesterday to buy laundry soap and dish soap. I left the store with my purchases and proceeded to head home. Half way home I stopped at a crosswalk, a lady waiting to cross with me asked, "did you know your leaking soap?' I looked down to see my lap covered in laundry soap. Some asshole had loosened the cap in the store and put it back on the shelf. I had left a trail of soap 300yrds long. When I went back they replaced it and told me they were wondering where the soap had come from.
Under the Sea on 2nd Ave.