Saturday, December 27, 2014
Friday, December 26, 2014
Thursday, December 25, 2014
Sunday, December 14, 2014
Nothing says Christmas more than carolers,
They were on the news so that could mean I was on the news
because I passed in front of the news cameras.
It must suck being Santa so many sick, wet diapered children
with sticky candy canes setting in your lap.
This is a Macy's store front window
Luke I am Santa!
For a dollar you too can be a Christmas Storm Trooper.
Saturday, December 13, 2014
Monday, December 8, 2014
Most kids sit on the pig and get their photo taken, this child wanted to hug the pig instead. I took his photo then went then went off to photograph another pig, ten minutes later I came back to find he is still hugging the pig. So cute!! I never really liked children but the older I get the more I can tolerate them. I don't think God gave me a biological clock. If it was going to tick, wouldn't I have heard it by now?
Saturday, December 6, 2014
Friday, December 5, 2014
Thursday, December 4, 2014
I was at Swanson's last weekend looking at Curly the Camel. As I was looking at it, a big stink wafted up my nose. I thought maybe I had shit myself, it smelled that bad. I was about to go and check my underwear when my friend Donna said. "don't bother that's camel fart." Somebody give that beast some Beano.
Wednesday, December 3, 2014
The beautiful Pike Tree
The tree was lit the day after Black Friday.
The Westlake Tree
This tree was lit on Black Friday in the rain and with protestors around it.
And Jingle Pigs
Are there every year and set up a few weeks before Thanksgiving.