Monday, December 29, 2014

Old Fashioned Bears in Seattle

Bears are in your kitchen!

 Bears are in your bubble bath too!  

Old fashioned bears are looking for you.

Saturday, December 27, 2014

More Sugar in Seattle

 Santa and Mrs. Claus relaxing in Hawaii.

 Seattle waterfront notice the Ferris wheel.

The Hollywood Hills in Sugar  
I don't think its has ever snowed in Southern California/

Friday, December 26, 2014

Ginger Bread Seattle

 Seattle Skyline made of candy

 A close up of Seattle, that's the library in the middle.

A tree with toys under it.  This sculpture must weigh at least a
few hundred pounds.

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Christmas in Seattle

 Nothing says Christmas more than carolers, 
They were on the news so that could mean I was on the news 
because I passed in front of the news cameras.

It must suck being Santa so many sick, wet diapered children 
with sticky candy canes setting in your lap.  
This is a Macy's store front window

Luke I am Santa!
For a dollar you too can be a Christmas Storm Trooper.

Saturday, December 13, 2014

Seafair Clowns in Seattle

 Hey we rock!

The Seafair clowns are trying figure out what that
 round ball of light in the sky is.
These guys were everywhere in the market.

Monday, December 8, 2014

Boy and his Pig

Most kids sit on the pig and get their photo taken, this child wanted to hug the pig instead.  I took his photo then went then went off to photograph another pig, ten minutes later I came back to find he is still hugging the pig. So cute!!  I never really liked children but the older I get the more I can tolerate them.  I don't think God gave me a biological clock. If it was going to tick, wouldn't I have heard it by now?

Saturday, December 6, 2014

1st and Wall, Seattle

 More of 1st and Wall graffiti

I haven't been here in a while.  Everything has changed and gotten much more

Friday, December 5, 2014

My first boner

 This bud is for you!

!st and Wall near the Cyclops Cafe
This was probably a nice picture once.
Art is everywhere an its free!

Thursday, December 4, 2014

Camel Fart

I was at Swanson's last weekend looking at Curly the Camel.  As I was looking at it, a big stink wafted up my nose.  I thought maybe I had shit myself, it smelled that bad.  I was about to go and check my underwear when my friend Donna said. "don't bother that's camel fart."  Somebody give that beast some Beano.

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Seattle Christmas

 The beautiful Pike Tree
The tree was lit the day after Black Friday.

 The Westlake Tree
This tree was lit on Black Friday in the rain and with protestors around it.

And Jingle Pigs
Are there every year and set up a few weeks before Thanksgiving.

Monday, December 1, 2014

Pike Place Christmas

 Me and Santa

 My BF with Santa

Santa and a Dog

 The line 3 hour later, poor Santa!

Sunday, November 30, 2014

Am I in Seattle?

 Am I cute?
Looks like my niece Skyler dancing with a bumbershoot!

Am I an Idiot?
I see hands up don't shoot on building everywhere. 

Am I white?  So not Likely!
This is one of the protestors who ended up doing a die-in on the
Westlake Mall floor.  This forced stores to close 2 hours early. Tell me
What did that accomplish?  It disrupted a peaceful lighting of the tree ceremony.

Monday, November 24, 2014

Post Alley My DNA

Me with a coffee zipping around the market.

My DNA is holding up a happy b-day sign.
My mom's b-day was on the 21st.  I was always
late wishing people good cheer.

Super Chew Man

Sunday, November 23, 2014

A Pike Place Christmas

 The mini trees are at the ready waiting to be lit up on the 29th

Chestnuts are available at the fruit stands.
Remember when roasting chestnuts always put an X
cut in them, or they will become projectiles in your oven.

Not sure what holiday this one is celebrating.

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Lighting of the Pike Place Tree

 The annual lighting of the Pike Place tree is happening on November 29th.
Yesterday they stared with the lights.

The tree lights up at 5pm.
Until then there is food to sample
cookies to decorate and Santa take to pictures of.

The flowers ladies will soon be making holiday wreaths.

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Where have all the flowers gone? pike place

Where have a the flowers gone?
Its winter here everything is now dried bouquets.. 

The ladies who make these arrangements are all Asian,
I think flower bouquet design must be in their blood. 

Monday, November 17, 2014

Pike Place Chalk of Love

There a garden behind Market Spice shop.
There's a Pig and many doors covered with chalk board paint.
Every once in awhile someone does something worth photographing. 
Yesterday someone professed their love for this beautiful city,
I love this place too!

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Post Alley Stop Being Awesome

I search Post Alley three times a week and every time
I search it I find a new gem.  This one says Stop being Awesome and its drawn
over a purple smiling face.  If this is your art work, its brilliant.

Friday, November 14, 2014

In Jail in Post Alley

I suspect the artists intention was to make it look like this person is in jail.   Not to sound racist, but I think the man in jail is black.  The reason I think that he is because below the picture was a sticker that said stop police abuse.  A large number of black people have the complaint they've been abused and their civil liberties have been violated especially in the Central District of Seattle.

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Put Gum on Window Please

Seattle's Gum Wall
I'm sure the sign says, "NO".
I go to Post Alley every day hoping for some new message,
an ironic sign or an effigy to the Juicy Fruit Gods.  I have yet to
leave my DNA.

Tuesday, November 11, 2014